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Today Now that the government is shutdown I think it's time to start moving these borders around. Pennsylvania's just too damn big. The World's Most Unusual Borders Ugh, I started off with a joke and now I find myself reading an article with words I can't pronounce. I did this to myself. Where is Azerbiajan? What's Up with Alaska, Anyway? Good Fences Make... Search Related Topics:  borders  political geography  lists What About My Unemployment? According to Alison Doyle, our Guide to Job Searching, unemployment is funded by the states. If it goes on longer than 26 weeks, however, there might be some trouble. Military Will Work through Government Shutdown How Will a Government Shutdown Affect You? Does the Government Really Close During a Shutdown? Simple answer: no. Whew! I don't want Canada to start pushing that poutine on us. Don't worry. We're Safe from Canada. How a Shutdown Might Impact Federal Employees Well, That's Just Great. Here Come the Zombies! Search Related Topics:  government shutdown  federal budget process  earmark spending Has the Government Shut Down in the Past? All the government shudowns have happened in my lifetime. This is exactly why I told you folks to make sure the Ring Dings keep a-coming. [Ed note: That doesn't even make any sense!] Has This Happened Before? How to Benefit from a Government Shutdown Maybe I'll Sleep During the Shutdown Search Related Topics:  budget process  budget  congress Related Searches Government Shutdown Unemployment Jobs Government Government Education Government News Featured Articles You CAN Eat Low-Cal at Fast Food Restaurants What to do When Time Machine Acts Up How Do Viruses Evolve? Who Likes Corsets? Don't Carry These Things in Your Wallet Where to Sell Your Used iPhone or iPod   More from About.com Run Your First 5K Even couch potatoes can be ready for a 5K with just a couple months of training. Read more...> Help! I'm Too Busy Time and stress management tips to help you feel as though you have more time. Read more...>   Sign up for more free newsletters on your favorite topics You are receiving this newsletter because you subscribed to the About.com Today newsletter. If you wish to change your email address or unsubscribe, please click here. About.com respects your privacy: Our Privacy Policy Contact Information: 1500 Broadway, 6th Floor New York, NY, 10036 © 2013 About.com     Follow us on: Advertisement