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Funniest Political Quotes of All Time
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." —Mark Twain
| Humorous Quotes About Aging
"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere." —Billy Crystal
| Funniest TV Characters
"Yes, money has been a little tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have, and my children, and my comedy albums. I mean, I have a yacht, so I obviously did pretty well money-wise." —Michael Scott
| Comedians You Should Know
"A lot of comics are kind of vampire types; we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosophy was, this is like politics, and if I want people to know about my campaign, I'm going to go out there and shake hands." —Dane Cook
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