About Today: Throwback Thursday: Thar Be Pirates!

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Today Ahoy, land lubbers! Begone for Captain Bob is sailing into t' bay for beauties and rum. Avast, ye scury... What? Why, yes, it is National Talk Like a Pirate Day. So, shiver me timbers. Well, not really. I'm a married pirate. Real Pirate Quotes Whoa! These are great quotes. We bet you can use at least a couple of these during an IRS audit. The key to getting a refund during an audit is keep winking while you talk about your mizzenmast. What's a Mizzenmast? 10 Facts About Blackbeard the Pirate The U.S. Has a History with Pirates? Search Related Topics:  pirates  piracy  quotes Video: What Is Sea Sickness? According to recent studies, there is a strong correlation between sea sickness and your level of land lubberyness. Thar Be a Chill in T' Air: Winterize Your Boat No Boat? Get Your Ride Ready for Winter Dress Like a Pirate If only there was some yearly holiday where a person could dress up like a pirate and not get picked on. Boy, I hated high school. Make Your Tattoo Design Meaningful What Should You Wear to a Renaissance Festival? Search Related Topics:  costume ideas  costumes for women  costumes for guys Another Bonus of Talk Like a Pirate Day: Free Donuts! Man, we need more holidays like this. If Talk-Like-a-Pirate Day results in free donuts, can you imagine what a Free-Donuts-for-All Day would look like? Wait... In fact, just continue with your day like normal. I'm in a good place right now. Examples of Pirate Treasure Do You Know the World's Five Oceans? Search Related Topics:  free food  restaurant freebies  Related Searches Pirate Costume The Pirates Pirate Ship Pirate Bay Free Quotes Featured Articles New iPhones! What Are the Differences? 6 Funny Fictional Characters You Can Follow Online What's Hulu? (Hint: No grass skirts.) Video: How to Brush a Dog's Teeth What is Malnutrition? Now's the Time to Preserve Your Peaches   More from About.com Run Your First 5K Even couch potatoes can be ready for a 5K with just a couple months of training. Read more...> Help! I'm Too Busy Time and stress management tips to help you feel as though you have more time. Read more...>   Sign up for more free newsletters on your favorite topics You are receiving this newsletter because you subscribed to the About.com Today newsletter. If you wish to change your email address or unsubscribe, please click here. About.com respects your privacy: Our Privacy Policy Contact Information: 1500 Broadway, 6th Floor New York, NY, 10036 © 2013 About.com     Follow us on: Advertisement